Speaking of surgery and the Surgery Center , a funny thing happened to me on the way to the operating room to do premium Lifestyle cataract implant surgery this morning. I was on my way to Berea to the Surgery Center at the crack of dawn when all of a sudden the traffic on Crocker Road came to a full and complete stop. There, 3 cars in front of me, was a goose casually sauntering across the street.
What’s wrong with this picture? Well, this wasn’t a “Make Way For Ducklings” thing, this guy was a full-grown goose. No gosling here, this fellow clearly had his pilot’s license. You’ve been here before, haven’t you? Didn’t it strike you as odd, too? A goose is a BIRD for heaven’s sake. Did he forget? Why didn’t he just fly?
Anyway, the staff at the Surgery Center was just super this morning and every patient had a great experience. Everything went off as planned. We were flying!
Not like that goose...